What's your most embarrassing auto-correct or typo?

I'm known as a horrible texter. People who get texts from me don't believe I write books. Here's my worst...

I was having a softcore romantic text chat with a girlfriend and I meant to say "You're real" but instead I told her "you reek."

Same girlfriend was out with her 17 year old daughter shopping for prom dresses and I group texted them. "How's porn shopping going?"

I sent a long text to my mechanic, trying to explain the problem with my bike and every single time I typed "motorcycle" the phone autocorrected to "motherfucker." He responds "what are you mad at me for though?" I also realized maybe I type the word motherfucker too much if my phone picks that over motorcycle.