Some of you who have followed my stories and books may recall a few mentions of Mike, the clerk at my local record shop. Some of what’s written here will be familiar to you and other bits will likely find their way into the sequels to First Boy on the Moon, but I wanted to write something just to share with this new forum and I thought you would all love Mike, being music lovers and record fanatics.
Good Vibrations Remember when every town had its own little mom and pop record store? I’ll bet your town had one, whether you’re old enough to remember it or not. In the town I grew up in, our record store was called Good Vibrations. It was a long, narrow shop, tucked between a carpet store and a pharmacy, in a low brick building downtown.
When I was a little kid, Good Vibrations was just one of those downtown shops we passed by on shopping trips with Mom. The records I had when I was small came from the backs of read-along storybooks or cereal boxes. In our house we had mom’s records (and I loved every one of them), Gramma’s records and the family records: a Chipmunks Christmas album, some kids song compilations, stuff like that. By the time I was a teenager, that record store was the heart of my town and I stopped in almost every day after school, whether I had money to buy a new 45 or not. I could spend hours browsing through the stacks and racks, reading the backs of the album jackets, listening to Mike tell me about the artists he thought were important and vital. I even went to the record store the day my mother died, but we’ll get to that in just a little while. Before you can understand why I ended up in a record store on the saddest day of my life, you’ve got to get to know Mike a little better.
The first time I met Mike, I was nine years old and if it wasn’t my first time through the door of Good Vibrations, it was the first time that I can recall. I was with my best friend Jesse, on a trip downtown to buy a sound effects record for a Halloween party that Jesse was paying for on his own tight budget of fifteen bucks. The clerk was a friendly guy in his early twenties, bearded and already balding, with a friendly smile and a kind voice. He wore an earring in one of his ears and he sauntered around the record shop like the confident curator of a secret museum. He showed us to a rack of record albums and helped us pick out just the right one. When Jesse and I lamented over the price of the sound effects record, Mike told us all the Halloween records were on sale and gave Jesse a two-dollar discount on the album. Outside, getting on our bikes, I looked in through the record shop window and saw Mike take two dollars from his own pocket and put it in the cash register. I didn’t tell Jesse what the clerk had done, but I never forgot it.
At twelve years old, I was becoming so infatuated with rock and pop music that I was sure it was part of puberty, no different than all the other changes I was experiencing at the time. When I was a little kid, there were two things I wanted to be; one was a cowboy and the other was a teenager. I never learned to rope and ride, but I got real good, real fast at being a teenager. I slept with the radio on all night and I listened to American Top 40 every single Sunday morning as if it were church. I spent most of my time and all my money at Good Vibrations and the thing I was most proud of as a teenager was my record collection. Most of my friends said it was the best record collection in the neighborhood and I couldn’t have built it without Mike.
Mike turned me on to artists none of my friends listened to, he directed me to bargain-priced albums that were priceless and he gave me free promotional records and cut-out albums the store was going to throw away. It was Mike who gave me my very first Bruce Springsteen bootleg on two cassette tapes.
Of course, the more time I spent at the record store, the more I talked with Mike and the better I got to know him. He was smart and funny and completely happy to work at Good Vibrations and his dream was to one day own the store. He loved music more than most people I knew and he must have seen in me a kindred spirit and I think he truly enjoyed being a mentor to a budding rock and roll misfit kid.
The list of artists I first heard hanging out at Good Vibrations with Mike is so long that it would render this story a very boring read, but I’ll tell you a few of them. Frank Zappa, Elvis Costello, Neil Young, Jim Croce, Van Morrison, Led Zepplin, Meat Loaf, Janis Joplin, The Doors. Mike introduced me to every one of them. Thanks, dude.
Our conversations moved outside of music and we talked about politics, my teenage problems, movies and books, but Mike always brought the conversation back home with one kind of musical link or another. Whatever we were talking about, he’d say “oh, Richie, you oughta check this out” and plop a vinyl disc on the record shop’s turntable.
When I was fourteen, I got in a fight with a kid during school and afterward, he and three of his friends chased me down the high school hill and through the downtown streets. I ran into the record store and Mike kept them out and we listened to music until they got bored and went away. At that time in my life, there was a lot of trouble at home between my mother and myself and I had a lot of trouble at school. There weren’t a lot of places in my neighborhood that felt safe anymore, but that day in the record store, listening to Fleetwood Mac while the bullies lurked out on the sidewalk, I realized that Good Vibrations had become a safe place for me and that Mike was one of the few adults I knew who I could talk to, who listened to me and understood me at all.
Mike, whose last name I hadn’t even known, was my friend. Our love of music was what we shared, both of us knowing that music was so much more than just pretty noise to fill quiet spaces. Music was a part of who we were. I bet you’re a little like that yourself, aren’t you?
My mother died on May 17, 1982. I took the call when the doctor phoned in the middle of the night and I had to wake up my brothers and tell them both that our mother was dead. I remember it still as if it’s happening now. The expressions on their faces are etched in my memory. Their muted voices echo in my soul. It’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done and I was not prepared to do it at sixteen years old. I was so ill-prepared for it that, to this day, there’s a still, small voice in the back of my mind that considers myself the bearer of bad news.
By the middle of the following morning, I had to get away; from my brothers, my aunts, my friends…hell, from myself. I left the apartment, still shocked and lost, and I wandered along the river for a while and walked the downtown sidewalks. I cried and I ignored people passing by who said, “son, are you alright?” I had known where I was going all along, I suppose, so I wasn’t at all surprised to find myself walking through the door of Good Vibrations, tears streaming down my face, stepping out of the warm May sunshine, straight into the dark boom of a Black Sabbath song.
“Hey, Richie!” Mike called, turning from a stack of records he was sorting. His smile faltered, he put down the records he’d been holding and leaned on the glass-topped counter, the way he always did. “Richie…what’s wrong?”
Everything. The world is upside down and I’m falling off it.
“My mom died.”
In the years that I’d been going into the record store, all that time that Mike and I had been becoming friends, we had seldom touched. We shook hands from time to time or slapped palms in celebration of a particularly good song we were listening to, but that day, the day my mother left me all alone on earth, Mike came around the counter, his face full of sorrow, and he embraced me. It was brief, but it was firm and I remember he cupped the back of my head with the palm of his hand and said, “I’m so sorry, Richie.”
“I didn’t know where to go,” I told him, “I don’t want to be anywhere.”
Mike brought a stool out from the back room and I sat at the counter and wept. He went behind the register and took the Black Sabbath album off the turntable, flipped through a stack of albums and said, ”Oh, Richie, you oughta check this out.”
He dropped the needle ever so carefully, the way he always did so he wouldn’t scratch the records, leaned against the counter and held my hand in his while Paul Simon’s silken voice filled the record shop.
No, I would not give you false hope
On this strange and mournful day
But the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away
I only saw Mike a few times after that, once at my mother's funeral and once to tell him goodbye before I left town. He did end up owning that record store, though.
Thanks, Mike...for everything.
The audiobook edition of Southern Highway Gospel Companion is out today.
2023 is going to be my busiest year. I've got two more audiobook editions releasing soon, the upcoming short story collection, a novel and this poetry anthology, all coming out between summer and the end of the year.
I may be jinxing my muse here, but I'm a chapter into this and it's starting to feel like Dust of Ages will be my next book. This is an idea I've had in my "In Progress" folder for a few years. It came about while I was listening to Woody Guthrie and finally had the impulse to research the events behind his song The Great Dust Storm. Something about the story of that day just grabbed me. It already had so many great elements of a dark tale, and it's referred to as Black Sunday. What better day than the Sabbath for the Devil to show up in town, and what better way than naked on the winds of the worst dust storm in history? I hope this goes somewhere, because it's a period in American history that really captivates me. Besides, what's a Richard Holeman horror novel without a wicked preacher?
After I publish The Firefly Lantern and finalize the two audiobook projects I have in production, I'm going to release my first anthology. This collection will feature five short stories previously only available in digital format and one previously unreleased story, and will be available in paperback and e-book editions.
This feels really great...
@Jerseyfornia maybe you could start a separate thread for your new book? Reading comments and new chapters posted as replies here is .... complicated. Thanks. 😊
I've been flitting between a few projects, pecking away at them here and there, waiting for that hard to describe moment when my mind clears, my focus sharpens, and I know which book I'm going to write. I'm committed now to this one and writing steady about childhood friendship, which is a theme I feel I write well. I had the idea for this story way back when I was writing First Boy on the Moon, thinking it would be fun to explore that same kind of childhood bond and trauma, but with fictional characters, some magical realism, a boy/girl best friendship. It was an idea, one I looked at often, but couldn't write because I didn't quite know how to write it. I know how to write it now.
@whispered secret - I think you're going to like this one.
Now this feels like me. Writing at one in the morning, stoned on weed, jacked on coffee, and the serendipity that I'll finish my werewolf story on the night of the full moon.
I like how I'm feeling as far as writing again. I recognize this phase - it always begins the same way. A handful of new poems, the sudden start on two short stories, pecking away for a vibe on three different books. I know this phase and I know it always yields a finished book that I'm satisfied enough by to publish. I don't believe in writer's block. I just believe in times I don't write. I've not written for a year, but I've not had a lack of ideas, haven't stopped writing in my head. I think the main thing is I've finally adjusted to not being able to stay up all night writing. The wee hours were always my prime time, still would be if I didn't have to wake up at 5 am for work. So I've learned to dim the place, dim myself a bit, play late night music and write in the early evenings. Hopefully, that doesn't mean I'll write shit stories now.
Do you remember these kids?
I don't often change names of the characters in my memoirs, but in this case I did change Ricky Brown's name to Marcus. With Richie, red-headed Ricky, and now a third Richard brought into the gang, that would have been too confusing for both writer and reader. Marcus is RIcky's middle name in real life, so it's not so far off from true.
The audio edition of First Boy on the Moon is underway. Currently in the narrator audition phase.
I must be coming out of hibernation.
I am trying to read a book called The Promise for book club, which won the Booker Prize and its awful! How I wish I was reading a Richard Holeman instead.
I love that this guy's name is Lynch.
When a best-selling author with a huge following tweets about buying your book...
For My Next Trick
My trick is making fire in the rain
My trick is rhyming any word with pain
My magic is the broken spell of love
As tragic as a vanishing white dove
Now you see me, now you don't, but I'm right here
And for my next trick, I will disappear
My trick is being everywhere you're not
My trick is being someone you forgot
My magic is a shadow's dark disguise
Watch closely now, before your very eyes
Now you see me, now you don't, but I'm right here
And for my next trick I will disappear
This thread's gone funny.
I've finished "The Boy...." and want to read through the "as written " comments.....but the thread's gone funny......help?
Right, I'm reading "The boy who glowed...." at last, and I'm reading through the ongoing construction within this thread.
It's interesting and tickling, also good to see the subtle changes to the final, published version.
My only input thus far, Mairi would be pronounced Maaahree.
It's a common name up here and my American wife invariably gets it wrong and goes down the "M'ree" (as in Osmond) road.
In the Highlands, people that talk with a broad Inverness accent are known as "Raaabar Baaampars" (because that is what the words "rubber bumpers" would sound like in this accent).
I once knew a Mairi who worked behind the bar in my local (#unrequited.....😁).
I used to joke that Inverness was the only town on the planet where her name would rhyme with curry.
JF.
This too shall pass.
I loved idiots...
Presumptuous old cocks
Man making love in socks
Unable to cut the apron strings
Men who thought were kings
Ruling the kingdoms of clipped wings
I loved...
A neighbor from next door
A sad clown from out of town
A smartass from the second floor
You wouldn't believe...
I loved a puppeteer
Oh, was I his dear
A Bosnian poet with an itchy scar
And his crying black guitar
A mate from school
Oh, was I his fool
My love was wild and true
I even said I do...
Loved endlessly, until all shades of blue
But never loved a man like you
One-Eyed Jack Of Hearts
Mistaken for a joker sometimes, but never for an ace
I put a smile on the queen that broke her pretty poker face
She marked me for a loser, took me for my watch and rings
I was a one-eyed jack of hearts up against a pair of suicide kings
I never was a gambler until for her I went all in
A loser is a fool who plays the hand he knows he'll never win
I threw my luck before her just like roses at her feet
I'm just a one-eyed jack of hearts and love's a hustle I could never beat
Teardrops On The Highway
We flew the banners for our dead
Over the road that led them home
We stood the ground on which they bled
No more to ride, so far to roam
Teardrops on the highway, sunlight shines on chrome
We wear the colors of the cross
That mark us all of the same skin
We bear the burden of our loss
We are all brothers in the wind
Teardrops on the highway, storm clouds blowing in
Taking a break from writing much while I focus on my new job. I've been out of work for months and while that afforded me plenty of time to devote to writing, I starved a lot and fell behind on everything. Looks like I'll be working mostly nights, which fits me perfectly as I'll get home from work about midnight to 1 am most nights, which is my prime writing time.
I'll tell you softly, in my honeyed voice Baby, love never is a choice It's the sweetest wine, you can either drink or spill The heart loves, where it will Across that cherry blossomed hill Trudging through the muddy banks of Nile No sign, no map Heart dares to venture where Google's dead At the road crossing, direction unknown Welcome to Lucky Town Another dead-end street Towards the Devil's creek I ramble, I stumble, I know the drill The heart loves, where it will
May Again
Hey, Mom, it's May again
Forty years gone in a flash
I'll mark the day again
Tear the scab off of the gash
That cuts across my heart and never heals
The hurt that hides the way it truly feels
Until it's that day again
Until it's May again
Like a water balloon splashing all over my dream
Like a cheap sunscreen sticking to my skin
You ride like a cowboy on the salty winds
Coming in from the south
I talk to you without opening my mouth
I feel you as the warm sand is slipping through my hand
As the blue kite is soaring in the sky
Unreachable, that's what you are
In the foggy vineyard at dawn
In the ginger cat's yawn
You are in every tiny drop of moist
Behind the church tower
As the bell rings our eleventh hour
Up the emerald green river
On each ancient stone, you are the moss
Without you, I can not make it across
What if a Boy Scout troop on a weekend campout in the south Jersey Pine Barrens were terrorized by the Jersey Devil?
That's lovely (from a believer!)
Not too shabby for a non-believer...
With Him In Paradise
I kissed the lips that Judas kissed
I forged the nails they hammered through his wrists
I raised the pole and cast the dice
He said one day I'd be with Him in paradise
I spilled the water turned to wine
I cast my pearls before the wretched swine
I pissed upon His sacrifice
He said one day I'll be with Him in paradise
And I grew old and short of breath
He came to me upon my bed of death
I asked him Lord, what is the price
He said this day you'll be with me in paradise
Audiobook edition coming end of May.
The background. I was at the supermarket yesterday evening, picking up apples. I was thoroughly examining each one, putting the nicest in the bag, and tossing back the ones I didn't like. Holding one in my hand, this thought came, if only men were like apples... And the skeleton of this poem was written while I was standing in front of the fruit rack, in a couple of minutes. I realized today that this is the only way I can write. If I don't put it together in one go, I only make my poems worse by returning to them later. I've butchered several good drafts this way, not channeling the emotions straight away. I thought it was enough to just write down a good line, and finish the poem later.
If Men Were Apples If men were apples Growing on a tree With everything yummy Plain for me to see If men were apples A delightful snack The necessity to carry in my backpack Daring, as I once used to be I would take my chances Climb up into the branches And pluck that Red Delicious Mouthwatering, ripe, and nutritious
Autumn is here, and it's getting breezy For late apples, life ain't easy The lonely ones are falling from the tree Some still falling in love with me Thick wrinkled skin, soft pulp, no shine In the grass, they lay, God-forgotten Some bruised, some entirely rotten Infested with worms, smelling of mold Though... An apple a day, I've been told So... I kneel, nervously peel, I try To bake one last crumble pie Before this winter's cold Makes my late apples old
What the fuck is wrong with me?
A Bad Desire
©2022 Richard Holeman
Even though I turned myself in, surrendered peaceably at the police station, the Starlight cops roughed me up some before they transported me to the county jail. I knew what they thought of me, and I couldn’t blame them for their low opinion. Janey Hempstead, a popular local girl, was dead and I’m the one that killed her, but I hadn’t meant to do it. If I committed any sin against her, it had been an accidental crime of passion. I never meant for it to happen, but I knew it would and once it started, I couldn’t stop it - but it wasn’t murder, only a bad desire.
I hid out for two days in Monmouth Junction - at a Red Roof Inn on Route 1 - peeking out the curtains of my room every half hour, paranoid. My face had been all over the news and even if the clerk at the desk hadn’t recognized me, I had been out three times for food and cigarettes. It was only a matter of time before someone matched my face to the news reports, turned me in, and claimed the reward.
It was my mother who convinced me to surrender, when I called her late the second night to tell her I was on the run, but still alive.
“You gotta turn yourself in, Eddie.”
“But, Ma…you know I didn’t murder Janey,” I said, “You know what killed her.”
The only people in the world who know the secret I’ve been hiding since middle-school were my mother and Gloria Moreno. There are others who should have known – Gloria’s folks, the school psychologist, the crew on the local fire department - but they all refused to believe it.
“I know you’re innocent,” she sighed, “If you were guilty of killing that girl, I’d tell you to run and never come back.”
I sighed into the phone.
“Ma, no one else is gonna believe me,” I said, “They’ll put me away in prison or a mental hospital for the rest of my life.”
Down the line, I heard paper rustling. My mother had a habit of doodling when she was on the phone. I could imagine her on one end of the sofa, twirling the telephone cord with one hand, scratching out a cartoonish kitten or bunny on a sheet of personalized stationery.
“They’ll believe a witness,” she said, “Especially a witness like…”
Gloria.
“She’ll never come, Ma…”
“She will if your life’s at stake,” my mother said, “Now turn yourself in before you end up shot by some state trooper. I’ll call Gloria down in Fairview, tell her she’ll have to come for your trial.”
I left the motel, took a taxi back to Starlight. I hadn’t known that the cabbie had recognized me until I got out at the police station and paid him the fare. His hand trembled when I passed him the money and he managed the old cab driver’s trick of staring at me without looking me in the eye.
“You really burn that girl up?” he said, “Like they’re sayin’ on the news?”
“She’s dead, ain’t she?”
He grimaced, shook his head.
“How come you didn’t turn me in to your dispatcher?” I said, “If you knew who I was?”
He shrugged.
“Because you asked me to bring you here, to the cops,” he said, “And I was too fuckin’ scared to, anyway.”
“You wanna come inside and make like you caught me?” I said, “You can score an easy thousand bucks.”
The cabbie couldn’t tell if I was serious or making a joke. He shook his head.
“Yeah, I didn’t think so,” I said, “So why in hell you still sittin’ here lookin’ at me?”
He rolled up the window with one hand, steered away from the curb with the other. At least he had a story to tell the other hacks at the taxi stand, and his wife when he got home.
Four hours after that, thoroughly interrogated and modestly beaten, I was booked into the county jail, shoved into a cell with another felony suspect, a large, greasy-skinned man who looked as vacantly stupid as he was alarmingly big. He sat up on his bunk, put aside the Hot Rod magazine he was reading. He watched me make up my bunk and rinse my face in the sink, stared at my distorted carnival reflection in the worn stainless steel mirror.
“Holy shit,” he almost whispered, “You’re that kid from the news; the one who burned that girl alive.”
I glared at him.
“I didn’t mean to do it to her,” I said, “It’s not like I doused her with gas and struck a match.”
He leaned forward, teetered on the edge of the bunk.
“How’d you do it then? How’d you burn the place down?”
I sighed. I had kept the secret so long I didn’t know how to tell it. I would have to tell it soon - in court to save my life - and I suppose I only told it to my cell-mate to find out if I could speak it out at all.
“Pyrosexualkinesis,” I said.
“Pyrosexual what?”
I started at the beginning…
The secret which my mother came to call a judgement had been dormant all through my childhood - hidden somewhere deep within my brain or carried secretly in my blood - and I discovered it when I was thirteen. At the same time that my voice began to crack with change and hair started to grow on my previously-smooth body, I noticed other changes, too. They were seductive and promised pleasure but proved to be frightening and dangerous.
“Puberty,” my cell-mate said, “You’re talkin’ about the change, ain’t you? Gettin’ fuzz on your balls and up under your pits, and your tallywhacker goin’ stiff all the time.”
I stared at him. His eyes still held vacant stupidity, but there was something else in them, too – a fierce interest.
“What’s your name?” I asked him.
“Asa Henry Winn,” he said, “But most people just call me Ace.”
I nodded.
“Well, let me ask you something, Ace – you gonna interrupt me with revelations of the obvious or let me finish the story?”
Asa Henry Winn leaned forward on the bunk, glared at me. In his eyes, stupidity and fascination mingled with insult and confusion.
“Look, kid,” he said, “I don’t know exactly what you mean about oblivious revolutions, but you want to be careful about insulting me. A little pretty-boy pup like you ought to think about what a fella my size could do to you before the guards come to answer your shouts for help.”
He had a point. He was twice my size – easily four inches taller and at least forty pounds heavier than me.
“I don’t mean to be insulting,” I said, “It’s just that it’s a hard story to get through and I’m only tellin’ it to you because you asked me to.”
My explanation seemed to pass for the apology he wanted, and Ace leaned back on the bunk, rested against the concrete wall with his hands laced behind his head.
“That’s better,” he said, “Go on and finish your damned story. They’ll be callin’ chow pretty soon.”
His choice of slang was not a term I would have chosen but Asa Henry Winn was right – my ‘tallywhacker’ took to stiffening, almost always at an awkward moment, standing up with a will all its own, pressing uncomfortably – and pleasurably – against the inside of my jeans, begging me to let it loose of its cotton confines. That’s not quite right, though. The throbbing insistence of my newly independent penis did not feel at all like begging – it felt more like a demand.
Like any other boy, it didn’t take long for me to understand that I could exert some control over the eager little rod in my pants. Oh, it still seemed to have a mind of its own, grew hard when I least expected it to, but I soon found out that my own touch could cause it to stiffen, and maybe relieve that strange pressure, too. I had heard some of the older boys in school make crude remarks about ‘jerking off’ and ‘choking the chicken’ and I instinctively understood the meaning of those phrases that had only a few weeks earlier seemed so mysterious, foreign and dirty.
One night - my mother snoring loudly in the room next to mine - I crept barefoot across the cold floor, closed my bedroom door, returned to my bed with my right hand jammed down the front of my boxers, stroking and pulling on my weenie. It stiffened in my grip, grew harder than it ever had before, and an unexpected warmth blossomed in my crotch, spread outward through my body, grew warmer as it tingled in my belly, down my legs to my bare toes.
My eyes were shut tightly, my face pressed into the pillow to muffle my rapid, panting breaths, which seemed so loud and desperate I was sure my mother would hear me and awaken. Behind my eyelids, vague hints of color sparked in dull greyness and the curious heat generated by my hand furiously tugging at my budding manhood increased. Not only did my body grow extremely hot, as if I had a deadly fever, but the bed did, too. The mattress felt like glowing coals beneath me, the cotton sheet a shroud of fire tucked over my pubescent sin.
I had the strangest sensation – for a moment I thought I had to pee – and warm goo exploded from the end of my penis, coated the backs of my fingers, and the bedsheet caught on fire. I threw back the burning sheet, loosed a shriek that would certainly wake my mother, leaped from the bed. The flames spread from the sheet, began to burn through the mattress, grey smoke filled the room, curled along the ceiling. I reached for the water glass I kept beside my bed, doused the small fire as my mother banged open the door and barged into my room.
“Eddie!’ she shouted, waving her arms frantically trying to clear the smoke, “What in the world are you doing in here? Are you smoking cigarettes?”
“No, ma,” I said, “I’m not smoking or playing with matches, I swear. I was just…”
A buzzer sounded throughout the cell-block, cage doors slid open noisily, and the voice of some unseen deputy crackled from speakers set in the walls.
“Chow time, chow time. Line up for dinner, inmates.”
Asa Henry Winn jumped down from his bunk, jammed his feet into rubber jailhouse sandals.
“You can finish tellin’ your pervy story after chow,” he said, “It ain’t the kind of confession you want the other fellas to hear, kid.”
We ate quickly, prodded by the guards to hurry through the meal, returned to our cell – both of us with a white sugar cookie smuggled beneath our coveralls. I hoped Ace had lost interest in my story, but he settled on his bunk, took a messy bite of cookie, favored me with a lecherous grin.
“Well, go on,” he said, “I wanna know what your momma did when she caught you poundin’ your pud.”
Apparently, it had not occurred to my cell-mate that it was the fire, not the pounding of my pud, which made the story one worth telling.
Before my mother checked me for injury, she checked me for cigarettes, smelled my breath and searched my room for a hidden book of matches. Before she made me change out of my scorched boxers and burned t-shirt, she made me drag the smoldering mattress into the backyard, soak it through with a garden hose. When the mattress was soggy enough that it couldn’t possibly begin to burn again, I went back to my room to face my mother. She had opened both windows, brought in a fan to blow out the lingering smoke, put on a robe to cover her nightgown.
“Jesus, Joseph and Mary,” she said, “Your bed clothes are all scorched. Let me see how badly you’ve been burned.”
I blushed, attempted a feeble refusal. Like any thirteen-year-old boy, the last thing I wanted was my mother scrutinizing my penis, but she reminded me that she had seen it thousands of times and insisted on a look-see – in case I were burned badly enough that a doctor should examine me. I imagined my mother dragging me into the emergency room, demanding someone look at her son’s burned tallywhacker, stretched the waistband of my boxers to let her peek beneath them.
“Hmmph, you’re not burned at all,” she said, “No blistering, no redness – your peachy little fuzz isn’t even scorched.”
Somehow, my mother referring to my recent growth of pubic hair as ‘peachy little fuzz’ was more upsetting than her staring at my penis – miraculously unburned and blessedly, finally flaccid.
She lifted my t-shirt, ran the palm of her hand over my belly, satisfied that I had not been burned, ready to turn her attention to how I managed to set my bed on fire.
“Get out of those shorts,” she said, “They reek of smoke. The shirt, too. Throw them both away in the kitchen wastebasket and run it straight out to the trash can in the morning before you leave for school.”
Having bared my peachy fuzzed crotch to her already, I changed in front of her, but I did turn away from her and even smiled thinking that she was probably staring at my naked ass.
“How did you start the fire, Eddie?” she said. It was a question I would hear again and again over the next several years, from policemen, firemen, priests.
I shrugged, dug a sleeping bag from the depths of the closet, spread it out on the carpet. “I don’t know how it happened, Ma. It just started.”
She raised an eyebrow, made a disapproving clicking sound with her tongue.
“Fire’s don’t just start up all on their own, Edward Clarkson.”
“But they do sometimes,” I argued, “We learned about that in school. It’s called spontaneous combustion.”
She frowned.
“Are you getting smart with me?” she said, “If you are, I’m tired and cranky enough to spontaneously combust your butt.”
It was funny, the way she said it, and I nearly laughed, but managed to keep a mostly straight face. My mother’s face remained completely straight.
“A bed doesn’t burst into flames,’ she said, “Unless the little boy in that bed is playing with fire.”
I told her I had not been playing with fire, though I suppose in a way I had been. I sat on the sleeping bag; mom leaned against a bedpost.
“When did you get hair on your private parts?” my mother asked me, “When did that happen?”
I blushed. “It’s new,” I said, “Only the last month or so.”
She sat quietly for a moment, but she didn’t take her eyes away from mine. “I suppose I should have known, what with the way your voice has been cracking lately. You know what it means, these changes your body is putting you through?”
“Puberty,” I said, “I’m becoming a man.”
I prayed the conversation would end there, at least for the time being, but God, as usual, stood firmly on the side of my mother, so she persisted.
“The trouble with puberty is it comes too early in life, especially for boys. Their bodies take the shape of a man before they grow out of thinking like a boy. Boys do foolish things, Eddie – they do dirty, wicked, sinful things.”
I lowered my eyes. My mother, as I knew she would, had smelled the scent of sin and intended to have my confession.
“I want you to look me straight in the eye,” she said, “Straight in my eye with God bearing witness, and tell me exactly what you were doing that started your bed on fire and might have burned the house down around us.”
Ace stretched out on the bunk, propped his head on a stiff vinyl pillow, stared at me. “You told her?” he said, “You really told your mom you were rubbin’ one out and that’s what started the fire?”
“Well, I had to,” I said, “Because it’s true.”
Ace grinned. “Well, half of it’s true. You were damned sure goin’ to town on your willy.”
I told my mother the truth, confessed to the sin of curiosity, admitted my self-fornication. She left the room, but I knew that she had only gone to fetch her Bible. Sure enough, she returned a moment later, clutching the thick book, the edges of its pages gilded, an ornate, gaudy cross stamped into its cover. The book remained unopened throughout her lengthy sermon – when it came to scriptures on sons and sins, my mother preferred to paraphrase. She prayed over me, prayed over my bedroom to cast out the spirit of sin, knelt beside me and forced me to pray God would forgive my devilish lust.
“It’s just as the Good Book says,” my mother told me, “If you play with fire, you get your fingers burned.”
I was fairly certain that wasn’t from the Bible, but I knew better than to argue with my mother when she was caught up in a fit of righteous preaching.
“You’re lustful and perverse,” she said, “Your father was the same way – couldn’t keep from touching himself, even with a willing wife right beside him in the bed.”
Picturing my mother as a willing wife, eager to submit to my father’s carnal lust, was not the way I wanted to go to sleep.
“It’s a sin to pleasure one’s self,” she said, “A mortal sin to cast your pearls before swine, and God has brought down fire to warn you of hell’s damnation. By His grace, you were unharmed, but there’s no grace for the sinner in hell.”
She went to the door, switched off the lamp, left me lying awake on the floor, crying shameful sinner’s tears, silently promising God that I would never play with my tallywhacker again.
“But you did,” Ace said, “I know you did. Hell, a guy can’t help but get himself off once in a while. There ain’t a whole lot in this world that feels better than jerkin’ off – except maybe the real thing.”
He leaned over the side of the bunk, stared down at mine, where I lay stretched out beneath a wool blanket.
“You ever had the real thing, kid? Well, I guess you must have, according to your crazy story, or you wouldn’t be locked up in jail.”
I sighed.
“You’re getting ahead of the story, Ace.”
He leaned back against the rough pad that passed for a jailhouse mattress. “Well, excuse the hell outta me,” he said, “Get on with it then – I’m gettin’ sleepy.”
Of course, shame and a promise to God are hardly enough to keep a pubescent boy’s hands out of his pants. I wasn’t the first thirteen-year-old boy to go out of his way to masturbate in secrecy, but I’m fairly sure I went to lengths no other horny kid had considered. Just touching myself in a sexual manner was enough to generate heat, so when I could hold out no longer and gave in to temptation, I was careful about fire. I considered going into the woods at the end of our street, but I abandoned that idea as too much of a risk. A forest fire would make the news and everyone in the state – maybe even the country – would find out that I had been beating off in the woods. My mother would call me a sinner, but the fire marshal would call me an arsonist.
The bathtub was the answer. My mother never asked me why I suddenly gave up showers in favor of baths, though I never stopped fearing she one day would. Every night throughout my teen years, straight through high school, I washed in a tub of cold water. I did not masturbate every night – I’m not some kind of depraved sex-fiend, even if my mother thought otherwise. When I did pleasure myself, I did it beneath the water. Nothing caught fire that way, but the water got extremely hot, sometimes reached a boil, and the bathroom filled with steam that condensed on the ceiling, dripped onto the floor. When I finished my dirty business, the water cooled quickly, and I stepped from the tub without even the slightest tinge of pink to my skin. I had burned myself accidentally plenty of times growing up – playing with matches, touching a hot stove, once with a beam of sunlight focused through a magnifying glass - but the heat and fire generated by my own sexual sins could not harm me.
Ace leaned over the edge of the top bunk once again, stared at the pilfered cookie, wrapped in a fold of toilet paper on the corner of my mattress. “Say, you gonna eat that sugar cookie or not?”
“Yeah, I’m gonna eat it,” I said, “You just had a whole cookie of your own, Ace.”
There was no overt anger in his frown, only childlike disappointment, but he had one of those faces in which anger seems to always be lurking. I unwrapped the cookie, broke it in half, brushed crumbs from my bunk.
“Here,” I said, reaching up to hand him one half of my dessert, “I’ll split it with you.”
He took it, devoured it in two messy bites.
“You want to hear the rest of the story?” I said.
“Oh yeah,” he said, “It’s all bullshit, but it’s a good enough story. Ain’t no jury ever gonna buy it, though.”
In high school, I met Gloria Moreno. She was new in town, a natural beauty whose very existence reduced the boys to awkward, stammering fools. By virtue of a vacant seat in chemistry class, we were paired as laboratory partners and the time we spent together studying, conducting experiments and working on projects made us fast friends. Soon, we were studying all our subjects together; I helped her with history assignments, and she made sure I got a passing grade in algebra. We had more in common than our studies, though, and were seldom seen apart. We walked to and from school together, went to the movies on the weekends, hung out at her house listening to records and eating junk food. Evenings we weren’t together, we talked on the telephone for hours on end. People began to think of Gloria and I as a couple, but we were only friends. We had never kissed – for obvious reasons – or even held hands.
One Saturday night, lounging in her room listening through a stack of albums, leaning into each other on a beanbag chair, Gloria took my hand in hers. Between our palms, a warm sensation blossomed, tingled all the way up my arm.
“Eddie, don’t you ever want to kiss me?”
I turned away from her, embarrassed. She assumed my nervous reaction to her touch was typical teenage shyness, but why would she think otherwise? She had no way of knowing that my resistance was born out of a very real desire to not set her on fire.
“I can’t kiss you,” I said softly, “I want to, but I just can’t. I shouldn’t even be holding your hand.”
The warmth generated by our touch had already risen to a low-grade heat, centered in the palm of my hand, spreading throughout my body. The temperature in the room elevated slightly, but Gloria seemed not to notice. She turned her face toward me, brushed my lips lightly with hers, and I broke out in a sweat.
“Sure you can,” she whispered, “I’ve been wanting you to kiss me for months.”
Her mouth was on mine, timid at first, and I tried to pull away from her kiss. I was a teenage boy, though - one who had never been kissed - and when her lips parted and the tip of her tongue skimmed over my teeth, I abandoned self-control, gave in to an urge I had suppressed for years, paid no attention to the rising heat in the room, in our bodies.
It happened so quickly. One moment we were kissing -our lips locked together, our arms wrapped around each other, our eyes closed – and then she was screaming. She tore herself from my embrace, her hair on fire, her blouse in flames, flailing around the room beating at her own head. She threw herself onto her bed, rolling back and forth, screaming, and I used a blanket to smother the flames. I only meant to help her, to put out the fire, but when I pulled the blanket away from her face, it stuck to her seared skin, stretching flesh like cheese on a slice of hot pizza, leaving cotton fibers embedded in her wounds.
Her parents rushed in, found me standing over her with the blanket in my hands, saw Gloria thrashing on the bed, clawing at her disfigured face. He hair and blouse were still smoking. So was the blanket. Her mother rushed to the bed, her father rushed at me, all fists and rage, beat me unconscious. When I came to my senses, I was sitting in the back of a police car, handcuffed, and an ambulance was speeding away down the street, siren wailing.
I spent two nights in juvenile detention but was released without charges. Gloria corroborated my story, swore to her parents and the detectives that I had not done anything but kiss her, then save her life. The cause of the fire remained a mystery, Gloria spent months in the hospital, and I became a social outcast at school. Her father moved the family to south Jersey, and I never saw Gloria again, but I heard that she had been badly scarred and would undergo a series of reconstructive surgeries. I received two letter from her – one the year after the fire in which she expressed her forgiveness, another just after graduation telling me she was getting married. I let go of her and the feelings I still had, but my mother kept in occasional contact with Christmas cards and the rare telephone call.
“Gloria sends her best,” mom would say from time to time, “She doesn’t blame you for the fire.”
I blamed myself, though, and vowed that I would never touch a woman again.
“You didn’t keep that vow,” Ace said, his weight shifting in the upper bunk, “And I can’t blame you. You’re not a monk or a priest, after all.”
He had gotten so quiet during that part of my story that I assumed – and hoped – he had fallen asleep. I didn’t want to finish the story, couldn’t explain to myself why I even started telling it. Asa Henry Winn didn’t believe a word of it anymore than the police did, but he wanted to hear the rest. In jail, you take what entertainment you can get.
“Go on, kid. Tell me about the dead girl.”
I was twenty-two years old the next time a woman kissed me. Janey Hempstead worked with me at the Howard Johnson’s in Starlight – not the one in town, but the one out by the turnpike. I was a fry cook; she was a waitress. We worked most of the same shifts and became friends, but I never made a move on her and I’m sure she thought I must be gay. A few weeks ago, my car broke down and I started taking the bus to work, but there was no late-night route to get me home and Janey started giving me rides in her Datsun. When she invited me back to her house, I almost didn’t accept, but she insisted and I went along, determined to be careful, determined not to touch her.
We got drunk. I know that’s an excuse people use for all sorts of mistakes of bad judgement, but it’s all I’ve got. I was never much of a drinker and the half bottle of Rum we shared – mixed strong with Coca-Cola – left us both slouching, slurring and horny.
In the back of my mind, warning lights flashed, alarm bells sounded, but I ignored them. The heat of our kisses didn’t stop me, the rising warmth in the room didn’t scare me, and then she fell beneath me, her skirt pushed up above her thighs, and yanked my jeans down around my ankles. I could smell her hair beginning to singe, feel blisters forming on her lips, was aware of her suddenly struggling, but it was too late, and I was too drunk. I pushed myself inside of her, felt deadly heat rising from her skin, finished quickly in a flash of sudden fire.
Janey’s nylon stockings melted on her legs, her skirt and blouse caught fire and set the sofa ablaze. Her skin rippled and ran, her hair burst into flames, and the fire spread rapidly from the sofa to the carpet, then the curtains at an open window. She shrieked and thrashed about, engulfed in a yellow-orange inferno, burning to death while I stood over her, panting, untouched by the flames.
I was too drunk to stand up straight, still I managed to flee the burning house, but I was seen by a next-door neighbor who had come outside, drawn by the flames and Janey’s nightmarish screams. The news had played a clip of that neighbor, a kindly-looking old woman, over and over on the nightly broadcast. She was standing in front of Janey’s burned out house, her hair up in curlers, wearing a lavender housecoat, shaking her head.
“I saw him running away, pulling up his pants as he went, and then I called the fire department, but it was too late. The house was burned to the ground and that nice young woman was dead.”
“Jesus Christ,” Ace said, “That’s the story you told the cops?”
I told him it was.
“Well, you must be going for an insanity plea,” he said, “Because that is the craziest fuckin’ story I’ve ever heard.”
“You don’t believe me?” I said, already rolling over beneath my blanket, on my way to sleep.
“Not one damned word of it,” Ace admitted, “No one else will believe you, either – not a judge, not a jury, not even your own lawyer. You might not go to prison, but they’ll lock you away in a sanitarium, for sure.”
I was drifting, slipping into sleep and I didn’t give a damn that Asa Henry Winn thought I was making the whole thing up. I had told him the truth, same as I had the cops, and the truth was all I could offer anyone. I had not murdered Janey Hempstead, but I had killed her just the same.
I’ve always been a heavy sleeper. I thought I might not sleep so deeply in jail, but I did. I awoke slowly in the middle of the night, a feeling that something wasn’t right, a greasy presence beside me on the bunk. Ace had crept beneath the blanket, slithered beside me on the mattress, wrapped his arms around me – one hand across my chest to hold me still, the other over my mouth to keep me quiet. His breath was warm on my neck, his chest slick against my back, his voice a whispering threat in my ear. He had stripped me out of my shorts, and I could feel his erection, hard and probing against my bare ass.
“Don’t fight me, pretty boy,” he hissed, “Just relax and it’ll be over before you know it. Hell, you might even like it.”
I was aware of the heat building beneath the woolen blanket. The vinyl covered mattress pad was slick with sweat.
“Ace, no. Don’t do this. You don’t want to do this.”
I struggled, but he was much stronger than me.
“Oh, but I do,” he whispered, “I’ve been locked up in here for months, boy. You ought to know better than to tell a pervy story to a guy who’s locked up in jail without any women.”
He clasped his hand tighter over my mouth, held me to him like a hostage, and pushed himself inside of me. It was painful, but I could not scream. I lay still on the bunk, feeling the temperature rise, feeling his hardened penis probing deeper and deeper.
The blanket we lay beneath burst into flames, the cell took on an amber glow, and Ace began to scream. He pulled himself out of me, flung his body onto the floor, dragging the burning blanket with him. His jailhouse uniform was burning, his greasy hair a crown of flame, his screams an alarm that roused the other inmates and brought the guards on to the block.
They rushed into the cell, two of them. One of them took me to the floor, the other yanked the blanket from the upper bunk, used it to smother the flames. A fire alarm went off on the block, piercing sirens echoed up and down the hall, more guards came, followed by paramedics and firefighters.
I stood in a corner of the cell, shackled, watched them put Ace on a stretcher and wheel him out, his hair and clothes still smoking, his skin running like melting butter. He screamed as they took him away, screamed all the way down the corridor.
“HE’S TELLING THE TRUTH! HE’S TELLING THE TRUTH! HE’S TELLING THE TRUTH!”
Speaking of short stories - when do we get to read your contest entry, Veronika?
Sorting through my IN PROGRESS folder tonight. I found a half-finished short story I forgot I started writing - one for my maybe-coming-one-of-these-days anthology of macabre stories inspired by Springsteen songs. I may finish it up this week. That will give me three toward the anthology.
Interesting - the fictional town in the story is Starlight, New Jersey. I think at one point I imagined all the stories would take place there.
A blank page at the front and back is intended - the extra blanks at the back and before Chapter 43 have been omitted.
Crystal Desert Nights
She said she felt like she could fly
She said she heard angels calling
I said we'll never touch the sky
Not from down here unless it's falling
Maybe we were both too high
Too comprehend a sky so sprawling
Crawling stars and satellites
On those crystal desert nights
We wouldn't sleep for days on end
We stayed up and chased that dragon
No, we were not each other's friend
Just two mules hitched to the same wagon
Everything seemed just pretend
Reality hard to imagine
Police cars and flashing lights
Oh, those crystal desert nights
I said I thought that I might die
I thought I heard angels singing
And she said heaven's just a lie
They tell to keep the living clinging
To the belly of the sky
From which all the world is swinging
And they've got us dead to rights
Oh, those crystal desert nights
Funny you should mentioin that...
Walk On Through
Here I've come to stand at last
Outside this darkened door
A stranger on the threshold and still
I've been here before
How many times I do not know
On my long, long quest for grace
Have I dreamed I was standing
Right here on this very place
A door I never knocked upon
Nor did I sound the bell
Uncertain if it opened
Upon heaven or to hell
Is this that recurring dream
Or the endless sleep come true
Will I wake outside or open up
The door and walk on through
Well, I love this review of The Boy Who Glowed in the Dark.
This thread is about creativity... My Mom paints and writes. I always give her a flower bouquet or a potted flower for her birthday, together with the main gift. It has become a lovely tradition - she paints the flowers she receives each year.
This is this year's painting. I hope you guys don't mind.
Sam Rosenthal is the voice actor who will be narrating The Boy Who Glowed in the Dark.
Old Man Strong
Don't cross me, my friend, I'm old man tough
And if you don't believe me, go ahead and call my bluff
I've worked hard, I've loved deep and I've lived rough
So don't cross me, my friend, I'm old man tough
I'm not afraid of dying
Life ain't killed me yet, but it's still trying
Take my word, my son, I'm old man wise
You think you'll live forever under your blue summer skies
They'll turn storm grey before your very eyes
Just take my word on that, I'm old man wise
If you're afraid of aging
Time to you will seem a fire raging
Take my hand, my friend, I'm old man strong
And if you don't believe me, go ahead and prove me wrong
And it's a wonder how I lived this long
But here I stand, my friend, I'm old man strong
I'm not afraid of falling
Is that the wind I hear or heaven calling
I agree with Ann, choosing the appropriate narrator is crucial. It can really ruin the experience...
I don't like audiobooks, although I understand why they are gaining popularity and it's wise to have the book published in this format.
When I'm reading, I not only imagine the characters visually, but they also become people with voices. Listening to an audiobook interferes too much with my imagination, I guess.
Good luck with picking the narrator.
Thanks for the review, Steve.
I've posted The Boy Who Glowed in the Dark for production as an audio book. I'd like to see all my books as audio titles - the audio market seems to be booming - so I'll use this experience as a guide.
First step is it's posted for auditions by narrators.